Car and Van Hire Manchester

Have you thought that the choice of car booked through a simple rental outlet, like the Car and Van Hire Manchester, might have to do with your astrological sign? Rather than screeching "pull the other one it's got bells on!", note which vehicles are hitting the high note with astro folk these days! Let us start with those languid Pisceans, the folks who float around in a dream world of probabilities. They might go for an "electric" that makes them feel good about the environment. They "feel" jangly in traffic jams. They tune into the "forces that be" down country roads instead. A high street clear of traffic fumes is necessary to their mental health Our friendly fish would be prepared to wait for the newest "Green" to appear on the market, a car that does not go too fast, a magical car, one that tootles down to the nearest beauty spot without a worry.

Dan is "born to be wild", so he is seeking "the deal of all deals" at Car Hire Stockport, especially to make a Saturday night impression. He is not of the sensible ilk, he is a Leo! He walks into the car hire and asks for a Lamborghini, the company are not apologetic about saying no! Dan has been talking about Lamborghinis for days. The dream is a midnight blue, speeding from zero to 62 miles an hour, preferably when the high street lights turn green. Think elegance, think beauty, think horsepower, think the expression on people's faces, especially in the super market car park. Leos like to look good, and speeding down the motorway is preferable to sauntering. Think a whole load of attention! Dan settles for a Vauxhall Vectra at the Car hire outlet. Well, you can't have everything in life!

Van hire Stockport has a hard sell on their hands. Demanding Aires John has just opened a sandwich bar and is looking for a delivery van. He wants to experiment with vehicles that draw attention, that make his business stand out. Aires John is the boss afterall, the one leading the troops. He is also "the mother of all organisers". Tame impressions are not his style. The hire company know what they were talking about when they present him with prime van models, they keep cool when critical John picks holes with every one of them, they understand his point of view, they repeat, his desire to make a good impression. Efficiency is their motto too, as is "the customer is always right!" John feels ready to make his choice regarding body work, the car hire company understands he is in charge! How about a Ford Transit Jumbo?

Charlie Capricorn had been overworking, determined to be the Chief Executive before now! Being a Capricorn means he is ambitious. He is also planning a romantic weekend with his girlfriend. He pops down to Car Hire Manchester to pick up a vehicle for a trip to the country spa. Something "sedanish", semi automatic, something to drive away in without thinking twice, something with a good stereo system. He does not want a vehicle that oozes testoterone, like a Ford Mustang, and certainly nothing cute like a Volkswagen Beetle, it has to have class. Capricorns set priorities, get their plans on course, organise actions. The car hire company finds him just the right vehicle, a vehicle he can lean back in, feel the boss in, something solid, something with a spacious feel, something that says he is a "go getter!".

Diana is a sensitive Cancer moving home, she has found a new flat for rent, that looks out on to the park. Yet all her stuff, her box loads of memoires, the stacks of diaries going back to when she was eight, her teddy bear collection, her cat Smirky, her massage bed, her exercise bike, plus all the furniture, has to fit into a hire van. She is a woman with a heart. She is a woman who can fit everything in to anything. She pops down to Van Hire Manchester. She needs a vehicle that will carry stuff safely she says. Cancers like security. The van would have to be comfortable, Cancers like creature comforts. She is not going to sit in it feeling cramped, Cancers hate misery. She wants her things to arrive in one piece, not to discover her imitation Chinese vase broke into pieces. She bursts into tears at the thought, Cancers are emotional.

Martin whistles his way into Cooke Bros Car Hire, he has just had a "bumper to bumper" and his VW had to be towed away, being a Saggy, he is upbeat about it. Even bad things can turn good in his book. That is why he is looking for a car that speeds down every available road, looks smart, sporty, like a convertible that will drive him to Paris for a long, sexy weekend. He is constantly on the move as there is usually a challenge to overcome, a new girl to date, a new club to rave in for example. He is not choosy when it comes to hire cars. But he does like a good shape to a vehicle, a "don't mess with me!" type vehicle. He is an adventurous dood. He knows what he wants, and it is a good stereo, a deep curve to the seat, a sleek Jag was once his ideal, but he never had the cash to buy one. He is willing to compromise, he just has to get to Paris.

Cooke Bros Van hire staff have their finger on the pulse when Libran guitar player Dexter walks into their premises. He is looking for a van to get his rock group to the festival. It has to be big, it has to be comfortable, it has to be creative, and it has to be fun, almost as fun as his own van, the one that has just broken down. Of course he does not expect to find the same model. He is a big hearted type of dood, he can compromise, he just wants room for the girls and the guitars. He just wants enough internal space to strum all the way to Glastonbury Festival. He is a Libran, he likes beauty, he likes syncronicity, he likes harmony. He likes a good deal. He likes most things that remind him how very logical he is about van hire deals. He asks for a discount. Librans like to watch the bucks.

Van Hire Northwest would not be Van Hire Northwest if they were unable to deal with the oddest of customers - like that weird Aquarian in her pink stilletos, pink skirt and pink sweat shirt, saying she wants to convince her ex she can hire a van and fit all their friends in it - everyone is Aquarius' friend. They will have a great time camping on Ben Nevis together. They will have a fine old rave. She is simply looking for a van that she can also fill with tents and pets, including a cat, dog and small pony. She is an Aquarian, she can get her head around anything! She gave up pretending to be a sixties hippy only last week, she cut her black waist length hair and went pink. She is convinced the weekend will be amazing! She just has to convince her ex. How about the Fort Transit? Aquarians are revolutionary!

Car Hire North West would not be Car Hire North West, if the company could not get its head around the Scorpio dude looking for a paranormal car, probably Japanese, that will take him on a two week holiday break to Transylvannia. He has been planning a trip to that "Vampire Castle" for months, and now his own blasted vehicle has to let him down by breaking down. He seems calm when he walks into the outlet, but he is seething within. He will plan a terrible vendetta and sell his faithful, old jalopy. Scorpios are vengeful. He tells the folks at the outlet he wants the hire car to be hatchpack, and turbo charged. He needs to put his foot on the accelerator and feel the "power". Scorpios like to be in control. He needs it to twirl and whirl, he needs it to to look mystical, Scorpios are spiritually evolved.

Car rental Atherton are trying to get their act together fast as the wiry, sports instructor of Gemini ilk, skips into the outlet. He is talking "super speed", so they just about understand that he is seeking a quick hire to get him to a place "before now!". He is not going to pay much attention to the detail, he splutters, he does not have the time. How about something iconic, how about something "intuitive" how about something that looks like a Ferrari, even though it isn't? Geminis like to be stimulated, inspired, mentally enthralled. He wants to have fun, he wants to feel an engine purr. Of course he also wants something economical. He then sounds off about all the vehicles that get him going. The Chevrolet, the Ford Fusion, as long as it is not an Audi, please God not an Audi! He has talked about an hour before Car Rental Atheron realise he will be perfectly fine with a Renault.

Car Hire Warrington can spot a perfectionist when they see one. The Virgo gentleman of latter years has been fussing over all their models for at least an hour. Of course he used to drive a Chrysler would you believe, when he lived in New York of course. He is a man of substance, a professional man, he likes his hire cars "perfect". So what are the models? No that will not do! He wants something mainstream, with a certain degree of sophistication. How about good upholstery? Superb bodywork? A leather steering wheel? How about something with extra class? A car he can take his new lady friend down to the seaside resort in and feel secure he is making the correct impression. He has not dated for some time, he says. He needs a car that will do its job, and carry the weight of all that emotional responsiblity. And it has to be cheap. Virgos like exacting deals!

So there you have your astro repertoire. When are you going to get your horoscope done down the car hire then?